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Some funny coffee signs…. June 15, 2009

Filed under: General — Tracy @ 10:03 am
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I saw these signs in Picton, at the site of the old Cheese Factory…

Stupid things...Sleep...Unattended children...


2 Responses to “Some funny coffee signs….”

  1. Laura Says:

    … the last one is my favourite!

    • Tracy Says:

      Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee (ok – DIFFERENT signs)
      – You answer the door before people knock.
      – Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
      – You ski uphill.
      – You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
      – You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
      – You lick your coffeepot clean.
      – You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
      – Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
      – You chew on other people’s fingernails.
      – Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”
      – You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet.
      – You can jump-start your car without cables.
      – Cocaine is a downer.
      – You don’t need a hammer to pound nails.
      – Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
      – You don’t sweat, you percolate.
      – You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
      – You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
      – You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
      – You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
      – You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
      – Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
      – You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
      – People get dizzy just watching you.
      – You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
      – The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
      – Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
      – Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
      – Instant coffee takes too long.
      – When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
      – You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
      – Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
      – You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
      – You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
      – You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.
      – You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
      – You short out motion detectors.
      – You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
      – Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
      – You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.
      – You don’t tan, you roast.
      – You can’t even remember your second cup.
      – You help your dog chase its tail.

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